Miscellaneous
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From Zero to 500 – Grateful and Still a Little Confused
Well, damn. 500 subscribers. When I started this blog, I had zero expectations—just a place to dump thoughts, vent frustrations, and occasionally overshare like a drunk uncle at a family reunion. But somehow, 500 of you hit that subscribe button. Whether it was on purpose or by accident, I appreciate the hell out of it.…
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The World’s on Fire, So I Made Coffee
Every time I turn on the news or scroll through social media, it’s just another level of hell unlocked. Wars. Pandemics. Billionaires trying to play God. People fighting over what bathroom to use. It’s like the universe spun the wheel of dumbasses and everyone won. And yet, here I am. Sitting in my kitchen, surrounded…
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The Pink Drink Apocalypse
I’m sitting here at my local Starbucks, trying to enjoy a little peace and quiet with an iced caramel cream cold brew—the one thing keeping me from either falling asleep or snapping today. Figured I’d park myself at a corner table, sip on this overpriced caffeine rocket, and chill for a bit. Bad idea. I…
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Silent But (Not So) Deadly: The Global Fart Footprint
Alright, so this started with a stupid question I had one day: How much fart actually goes into the atmosphere every day? I mean, we all do it. Some of us more proudly than others. But what kind of dent are we putting in the planet’s air supply, one toot at a time? Well, I…
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Saint Bernards, Misfits Tees, and Weekend Peace
Saturday, we took a trip out to BJ’s Warehouse in Bridgeville, PA. It wasn’t exactly thrilling, but there’s something oddly satisfying about loading up on bulk packs of paper towels, snacks, and enough dog treats to bribe a small army. We wandered the aisles like we were on a quest for survival supplies, and let’s…