Emergency? Best News All Day!

There’s this one person at work I just don’t like working with. I’m not saying she’s a bad person—she’s not. But holy hell, she talks way too much for me. The kind of talk that makes the ride feel ten times longer than it is. Nonstop. Like, take-a-breath-sometimes kind of talk. And I always feel like I have to entertain her. Nod along. Throw in a “yeah?” or a “wow” here and there just to keep her from thinking I’m some antisocial jerk.

Today, she was supposed to be working with me all day. I was already bracing myself on the drive in—mentally preparing for eight hours of overexaggerated stories, TikTok recaps, and whatever else she throws at me when we’re stuck in the truck.

But then… magic happened.

She showed up for work and then suddenly had some kind of emergency. Poof. Gone. Just like that. And look—I’m not cold-hearted. If it’s a real emergency, I hope everything’s okay. But damn if I wasn’t smiling just a little when I heard she had to leave.

Because here’s the truth: I like working alone. Driving around, delivering meals, minding my business, and listening to my music without commentary. No small talk. No fake laughs. Just me, the road, and whatever playlist I’m vibing with that day.

Some people recharge by chatting it up. Me? I recharge by not talking. And today, I got a surprise recharge. So yeah… maybe it wasn’t the worst Monday after all.


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2 responses

  1. unapologeticallyhalfraccoon Avatar

    It’s like winning the lottery. Being an introvert, I totally understand. I work in a dark office by choice with rage music in my earbuds and get so annoyed when people come in unannounced 😳

    1. Eric Foltin Avatar

      By day, I’m behind the wheel of a Meals on Wheels truck, rollin’ around town with old-school punk blasting—think Misfits, Pennywise, Bad Religion. That’s my kind of soundtrack while I’m out doing some good. Then the sun goes down and I clock in at Domino’s, where the only thing louder than the ovens is the chaos—and the nonstop stream of assholes I deal with all night. Welcome to my double life.

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