ERIC FOLTIN

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  • The Algorithm Misses Me (But I Don’t Miss It)

    Well, it finally happened. Earlier today, I did the unthinkable—I deleted every single one of my social media accounts. Facebook, gone. Instagram, dead. Twitter—or “X,” as Elon likes to call it, because he’s apparently allergic to vowels—obliterated. TikTok? I nuked that faster than a government wipes UFO footage. The only survivor is my lonely WordPress…

  • Dear Readers: You’re My Favorite Strangers

    Finally, a prompt that doesn’t require me to fake enthusiasm about kale smoothies or “personal growth.” The thing I’m proud of that no one really knows about? This blog. This sarcastic corner of the internet where I get to roast the absurdities of life like a burned marshmallow on a stick of cynicism. The funny…