ERIC FOLTIN

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  • Dear Readers: You’re My Favorite Strangers

    Finally, a prompt that doesn’t require me to fake enthusiasm about kale smoothies or “personal growth.” The thing I’m proud of that no one really knows about? This blog. This sarcastic corner of the internet where I get to roast the absurdities of life like a burned marshmallow on a stick of cynicism. The funny…

  • I’m Not Out of Time—You’re Out of Common Sense

    Do you need time? People love asking, “Do you need more time?” like it’s a polite question and not a thinly veiled insult. “Hey, you look stressed, maybe you just need more time.” Yeah, Janet, and maybe you just need to stop talking. Let’s get this straight: nobody needs more time. We all get the…