ERIC FOLTIN

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  • The Algorithm Misses Me (But I Don’t Miss It)

    Well, it finally happened. Earlier today, I did the unthinkable—I deleted every single one of my social media accounts. Facebook, gone. Instagram, dead. Twitter—or “X,” as Elon likes to call it, because he’s apparently allergic to vowels—obliterated. TikTok? I nuked that faster than a government wipes UFO footage. The only survivor is my lonely WordPress…

  • Eight Apps Deleted, Sanity Restored

    I finally snapped. Deleted LinkedIn, X, Bluesky, Threads, Instagram, Nextdoor, Tumblr, and even Mastodon. Every so-called “community” got nuked. The only survivor? Facebook. Yeah, the digital retirement home of the internet. The one we all swore we’d leave back in 2012 but somehow still check between coffee refills. LinkedIn can keep its army of “thought…