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I’m Not Out of Time—You’re Out of Common Sense
Do you need time? People love asking, “Do you need more time?” like it’s a polite question and not a thinly veiled insult. “Hey, you look stressed, maybe you just need more time.” Yeah, Janet, and maybe you just need to stop talking. Let’s get this straight: nobody needs more time. We all get the…
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The Three-Wish Survival Guide for Mediocre Humans
You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for? Oh, the old genie-in-a-bottle scenario. Humanity’s most enduring fantasy: a cosmic customer service call where you get three shots to fix your own mess. Fine. Let’s play. First wish: I want time—not more of it, just control over it. Not to “live” (gross), but…