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- Ordained by Pasta, Unbothered by Chaos
- Firefly Was Canceled Because It Had Standards
- I Quit Domino’s and My Nervous System Threw a Party
- Music First, Agenda Last
- Cracker Barrel and a Reminder of How Service Used to Be
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is what happens when sarcasm gets tax-exempt status and noodles become a theological middle finger to taking religion way too seriously.
The fediverse is the internet deciding it’s done with corporate babysitters and going back to a bunch of weird, stubborn nerds running their own digital treehouses and calling it freedom. User List.
>ERIC / EH-RIK / THEMADCOW
I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and responsibility I didn’t ask for, juggling work like a pro while quietly plotting my escape as an amateur dev. I like the outdoors, tolerate people, love my dogs more than most humans, and somehow still show up every day anyway.
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