>> INDEX OF /ROOT
Welcome to the digital domain of FOLT.IN. I am a self-taught nerd, coder, and an officially ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Connection established. Parsing RSS feeds… [ OK ]
>> RECENT TRANSMISSIONS
[2026.07.11] Decided to start learning photography. Currently messing around with manual exposures and trying to get the dogs to sit still long enough for a decent portrait. Results vary.
[2026.06.28] Reached yesterday’s geohash coordinates! Brought the Malinois and the Saint Bernard along for the trek. Left the Min Pin at base camp so he wouldn’t try to fight a bear.
[2026.05.14] Re-configuring my local RSS aggregator. I’m up to 500+ feeds. If the Fediverse has an RSS output, I’m probably subscribed to it.
>> PROJECT MANIFEST
- [CANINE_UNIT] – Optimizing the daily feeding algorithm for a Saint Bernard, a Belgian Malinois, and a Miniature Pinscher. High resource consumption detected.
- [FEDIVERSE] – Tweaking my ActivityPub instance. Fighting federation timeouts.
- [PHOTOGRAPHY] – Processing RAW files. Learning the dark arts of ISO, aperture, and shutter speed.
>> DIRECTORY STRUCTURE
- drwxr-xr-x 2 user wheel ./scripts (Self-taught code & hacks)
- drwxr-xr-x 4 user wheel ./geocache (GPX files & hit logs)
- drwxr-xr-x 3 user wheel ./darkroom (Image dumps)
- -rw-r–r– 1 user wheel pastafarian_vows.txt
- -rw-r–r– 1 user wheel subscriptions.opml
>> SYSTEM LOGS
[06:30:00] K9_ALDO: Min Pin alert triggered. Target: Mailman. Action: Bark.
[09:15:22] RSS_CRON: 1,042 new unread articles fetched successfully.
[14:20:05] SENSOR: Saint Bernard drool detected on primary keyboard.
[19:45:00] FAITH: Carbohydrate intake complete. Ramen.
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>> SYSOP INFO
CLASS: Self-Taught Coder
FAITH: FSM Minister
HOBBIES: Geocaching, Photo
CANINES: 3 (St. Bernard [F], Malinois [F], Min Pin [M])
NETWORK: Fediverse Node
>> SYMLINKS
- [ fediverse profile ]
- [ rss opml export ]
- [ geocaching profile ]
- [ church of the fsm ]
- [ contact sysadmin ]
>> STATUS
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