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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is what happens when sarcasm gets tax-exempt status and noodles become a theological middle finger to taking religion way too seriously.

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I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and responsibility I didn’t ask for, juggling work like a pro while quietly plotting my escape as an amateur dev. I like the outdoors, tolerate people, love my dogs more than most humans, and somehow still show up every day anyway.
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