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User: @foltine

Date: June 30, 2026 1:00 PM

I’m having a reverse midlife crisis. I’m 53, and instead of trying to dress 25 again, I’m dressing like I’m 73. The T-shirts and ball caps are getting replaced with button-up shirts and pinch hats. The funny part is I actually like it. I quit giving a damn about looking younger. If this keeps up, I’ll be yelling at kids to stay off my lawn before long. Growing older isn’t the crisis. Pretending you’re not is.

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